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Joke of the Day
"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"
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"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the... *other* side."
"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."
"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."
"Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat"
"Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting."
"what did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Damn"
"Friends are like trees... Few swings with an axe and they fall down."
"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"
"(Possible trigger) I wanted to smoke a joint with some Mexicans today.. I asked if anybody had papers and they all ran."