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Joke of the Day

"[Record Shop] Me: Hi, have you got anything by the Doors? Shopkeeper: No, we have to keep all exits clear in case of emergencies."

"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."

"If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally"

"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."

"Minnie asked Mickey Are you F*****g Crazy Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy"

"Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer? John Cougar's Melon Camp"

"At the club, a 6'1"" girl was crying in my lap. I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe. Win-win."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."

"A hurricane is like a woman. When they come, they are wet, crazy, and wild. But when they leave, they take your house and your car."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "