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Joke of the Day
"A man using the new Apple maps walks into a bar... ... or maybe a hotel. or possibly a church."
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"What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton? A Fig Newton is Force sensitive."
"Hillary said she wants to be the next president because there haven't been many women in the Oval Office. Bill said, ""That's not true, there's been plenty of women."""
"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."
"If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss"
"My brother got into a car accident today I asked where he got into the accident at and how he was doing. He said he got into the accident in Oklahoma and that he is doing OK."
"What are the 3 rings involved in marriage? 1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering"
"A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: ""What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"" ""Well, I don't know"" she answers shyly. ""OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."""
"What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shellfies!"
"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."