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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."

"What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet."

"Why do ants not go to church? Because they are in sects!"

"It would have been way more anticlimactic if the video game had been called ""Where in the World is Carmen? San Diego."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee... In a burlap sack on the back of a donkey"

"We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us."

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."

"In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami."

"My wife did 70 chores around the house Cooking and 69."

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Don't worry--THEY'LL FUCKING TELL YOU."