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Joke of the Day

"If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder."

"Anonymous declared war on ISIS! They'll never know what hit em..."

"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."

"I used to complain about the bright car lights in my rear view mirror I removed it awhile ago, and haven't looked back since."

"I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?"

"I went shopping for the latest iPhone. Unfortunately, the Apple Store had sold out, so I didn't end up 6sful."

"So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, ""make me one with everything"""

"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels."

"What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens? A Coo Clucks Clan"

"A Mexican magician says he's going to make himself disappear on the count of three.. He says, uno.. Dos.. And then he vanished without a tres!"