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"What is Mario's favorite material? Denim Denim Denim"
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"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"
"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."
"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"
"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a Russian chick pea? Trump never paid money to see a garbonzo bean!"
"Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb."
"Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house."
"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car."
"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks ""Do you want a drink?"" Descartes says ""I think not,"" and *poof*. He's gone."