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Joke of the Day

"What is Mario's favorite material? Denim Denim Denim"

"First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop."

"Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed."

"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea :)"

"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."

"Which actor is always criticising churchgoers? Christian Slater."

"Why did ISIS throw the gay prostitute off the roof? He didn't bring in enough Jihadi Johns"

"You know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!"

"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"