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Joke of the Day

"How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb."

"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"

"Why did Bowie die? I guess he was shot through the heart"

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Famous Russian snooker player Inov the red"

"Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission? He was always Stalin in his manual!"

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"I called the Muslim suicide hotline but they kept asking me if I can fly a plane."

"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."

"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."