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Joke of the Day
"There are two key principles in life One of them is not saying everything you know"
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"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."
"A guy says to the other... ""Marriage has taken all the joy out of sex."" ""How so?"" ""You know, there is always the terrifying chance of my wife coming home."""
"What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common? Urine for a treat."
"Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk."
"How do skeletons reproduce? They bone."
"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."
"COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good"
"How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period? Finger painting."
"Why did neither Hillary nor Trump win the election? Jill Stein"