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Joke of the Day

"Little boy: ""daddy, I want to be a Men's Rights Activist when I grow up"" Dad: son, don't grow up to be an irritating wuss"

"VICTIM: He had a beard & a scar SKETCH ARTIST: Is this him? VICTIM: That's Bart Simpson SKETCH ARTIST: Yeah I can only draw a couple things"

"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"

"I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up."

"What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer"

"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? [X-post from /r/SacrilegiousHumor] Church"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"

"West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?"

"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"

"Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers."