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Joke of the Day
"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet!"
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"I like my women like I like whiskey... ...12 years old and mixed up in coke"
"I went to a club and they played ""The Twist"", I did the twist. They played ""Jump"", I jumped. They played ""Come on Eileen""...I got kicked out for that one."
"Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented."
"Half the people who follow me are waiting for the nervous breakdown; the other half follow because they're easily impressed by semicolons."
"Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)"
"What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker? ""Pass the Shar Pei, please."""
"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"Strap-on If you're thinking of purchasing a strap-on, you don't want to rush into the decision...you're going to be stuck with it for life."
"What Leonidas told his 300 after they got surrounded. Guys, it's a wipe. (World of Warcraft reference)"