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Joke of the Day
"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet!"
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"Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her."
"Before seeing why your toddler has been quiet for 10 mins it's best to first call the plumber and write your apology letter to the landlord."
"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a chair, then a table."
"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""
"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags? A Pillow Fight"
"Every time I see my grandad he tells me the same joke. Grandad - How's Harry? Me - Harry Who? Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you?"
"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"