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Joke of the Day
"My 8yo's looking for a summer job. He's a pretty decent bartender if anyone's hiring."
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"Got an e-mail today from a ""bored housewife 34, looking for some action!"", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy."
"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"
"How is a woman like a condom? The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"There are two types of people in the world. 1. Those that can finish lists."
"I sharpened all my kitchen knives today. Now I can't help but slice everything as if I'm in an infomercial."
"[speed dating] *girl sits down* ""hi im melan- QUICK A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS WHAT WEAPON DO YOU USE ""wha- CORRECT ANSWER WAS KATANA. NEXT"
"What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!"
"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."
"What do you call a terrible pun? A puntastropie."