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Joke of the Day
"What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve."
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"I thought it was a booger... But itsnot."
"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."
"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."
"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"
"The elevators are broken & I work on the 17th floor. Pretty sure I'm the first person ever to use the phone in reception to call in sick."
"My friend gave me one last gift before he died. It was his EpiPen."
"Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !"
"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet. So I put on a life jacket and got on the treadmill next to her."