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Joke of the Day

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do, but I used to too."

"I used to watch the Olympics on TV as a child and dream of growing up and also watching the Olympics on TV but on a better TV."

"What do you call a recovering alcoholic? A ginspiration."

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."

"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."

"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!"

"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail."