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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to make a comedy about plumbers. It's going to be called snakes in a drain."
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"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"
"Doctor Doctor, my period wont end! I am so sorry... I think that you have caught feminism"
"""Parodies"" or homages or whatever the fuck they are of the ""Got milk?"" ads are worse than AIDS + 9/11 + a 3rd thing you personally hate."
"Before my girlfriend moved in I always had one night stand Now that things are getting serious we have two night stands"
"What do you get when you cross a male chicken with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Every kiss begi... K"
"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."
"GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you... GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?"
"What has four hairy legs and fucks my sister? Me and my dad."