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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum."
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"What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein!"
"A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum I wouldn't worry too much, he's armless."
"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."
"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"
"When a Mexican uses the word ""wheelchair"" in a sentence..... ""Hey I only bought one torta but don't worry wheelchair."""
"The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word."
"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"