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Joke of the Day

"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"

"Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards."

"Ok how about a nail polish line for office ladies with colors like Legal pad, Non-dairy creamer, Mug stain, Excel, Boss neck..."

"A beautiful woman in the cafeteria just gagged while eating her banana... She's now dead to me."

"Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin."

"BNAG! That's bang out of order."

"I'm glad I'll never know the pressure a black guy has when ""shooting"" garbage into the waste basket."

"What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B"

"I went to a Zoo last week.... It had no animals there apart from one little dog!!!! It was a Shih Tzu"

"Wife: I think we need a break. *Titanic crashes into iceberg* Husband: THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? Wife: Yes."