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Joke of the Day

"*robbing a bank with a chainsaw* Me: GIVE ME ALL Y- Teller: WHAT M: GIVE ME THE MONEY T: SIR YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN HERE M: WHAT"

"Mothers are always one question from ruining your day."

"My wife is much happier with a beer inside her. I just wish she'd drink it afterwards."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group is thinking of joining a 10k and I really don't like them."

"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."

"Did you hear about the problem at the Indian bread factory? Turns out it was a naan issue."

"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."

"[opens lunchbox] YOGURT?!? o no... that means... [my dad is at the office surounded by men and women in suits asking if they can hav a dunkaroo]"

"Stop making jokes about noses It snot funny"

"Pizza slices are like fucks. I give none."