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Joke of the Day
"Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral."
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"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""
"A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet. It's between Urpenis and Urvagina."
"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"
"When comedians die, why does everyone tell them to ""make God laugh""? You wouldn't order a dead carpenter to ""make God some bookshelves."""
"I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing."
"Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you."
"Two mutes walk into a bar and one says to the other:"
"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."
"There was a kidnapping at school today... But don't worry, he woke up"