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Joke of the Day
"I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing."
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"*beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*"
"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"
"I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster. But it just made it more sluggish."
"Of course this is my real personality. Who the hell would fake THIS?"
"When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth. When you speak with them, they're really transparent."
"If the camera adds 10 lbs. & Mirrors don't lie..Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror? It defies logic"
"Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?"
"Your ex-girlfriend has endorsed you on LinkedIn for ""Ignoring Glaring Personal Issues!"""
"What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer"