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Joke of the Day

"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"

"You can say what you like about pedophiles at least they drive slowly past schools and playgrounds"

"I dumped my gf as she had OCD Odorous Cunt Discharge"

"How do you hear a hormone? Pay $100 for 30 minutes"

"A flasher was considering retiring. But he decided to stick it out a while longer."

"Just been chatting on Skype to a young lady who lives in Wales, she's asked me to come and visit her...this weekend I'm off to Bangor."

"When Germans combine words, we get things like ""flutter mouse"" and ""river horse."" When the English do it, we get ""jorts."""

"I hope there will be a riot where I live... I really want to have an Xbox one and a new TV."

"I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, ""Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!"""

"What's the most American food? Popcorn, because you have to blow it up before you eat it."