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Joke of the Day
"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"
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"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"
"Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab"
"How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon? Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you."
"I gave up on my growing list of optometry jokes They just kept getting cornea"
"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"
"7: what do you want for your birthday? Me: idk a new car 7: ok *walks away* [ 2 min later ] 7: what do you want that's under $6.42?"
"Det. Chick Pea at your service. What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another chickpea to death. Hummuscide Thank you, I'll let myself out..."
"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"
"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."