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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."

"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"

"Muhammad The police would be upon him"

"Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? It promotes equality."

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"A doe came running out of the forest: ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"

"I'm an introverted republican... ...I guess you could call me an anti-socialist."

"COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena"

"I'm taking the soul train to Funky Town with my boogie shoes on, and the dish ran away with the goddamn spoon. This is really good weed."