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Joke of the Day

"What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!"

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"I love how we vote for sheriff. How the hell should I know? ""Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."""
"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """
"Why do women love men who work with Horses? Because those men have got Stable jobs."
"Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon."
"What happened to the guy who farted in church? He sat in his own pew."
"My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine"
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"
"Did you hear about the mathematician ghost? ""No"" Well, Its the spirit that counts."