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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"
Next Joke
"I'm not gay... But I'm starting to get suspicious that my boyfriend may be! This one was dropped on me by my 10 y/o cousin yesterday."
"SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE BIRDS THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT BUT THEY STILL OUT THERE GRINDIN ANYWAY"
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."
"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."
"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."
"How do you pay for a circumcision? With a tip!"