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Joke of the Day
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """
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"Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw"
"The road to recovery from my addiction to sexual innuendos has been a long and hard one. But the end is in sight... I can see it coming."
"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"
"my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens then holding hands for 3 hours"
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert!"
"Sometimes I feel like Valentine's Day was invented by a guy who had way too many chocolate covered strawberries."
"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."
"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""
"What did the sick fish say when he got sick? ""I've cod a cold."""