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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."

"Who would guess that people will fight to get into trains heading for German camps."

"Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? ""Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"" I guess it is #rightprivilege"

"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."

"What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep? ""I am not a crook!"""

"I wanted to bake a cake from scratch, but I'm out of scratch."

"I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer"

"I am not racist I have black shampoo and white conditioner!!"

"If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery in Montana where are the survivors buried?"

"A joke about the mods [removed]"