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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."
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"If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial."
"What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bail"
"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"
"The Wikipedia entry for 'Toe Injury' is a stub."
"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."
"I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself."
"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."
"I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out. But she pulled some strings and got me in."
"I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression."