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Joke of the Day
"I have an addiction to cheddar... But it's only mild"
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"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination"
"Her: Show me your pics Me: Ok *blackberry restarts* *waiting* *gets married* *have kids* Son: Dad, your phone finished restarting *dies*"
"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Dating tip: if you want a girl to hold you tight, start pushing her off a cliff."
"If you eat Skittles while drinking NyQuil, you can taste the rainbows on Pluto."
"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."
"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."
"I don't know why everyone loves blow jobs so much They taste soo shitty"
"""That's what."" -She."