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Joke of the Day

"Her: Show me your pics Me: Ok *blackberry restarts* *waiting* *gets married* *have kids* Son: Dad, your phone finished restarting *dies*"

"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""

"Women are like the salt of my life They raise my blood pressure"

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"There are so many closet gay muslims, Isis just invaded Narnia."

"[landlord walks in apartment] ""I told you no pets!"" That's a stray gerbil. ""And those fish??"" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM"

"At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, ""Make that 52."""

"What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer? It is to get West Nile in the stew line."

"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"