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Joke of the Day

"I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost"

"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"

"Why were the police ever issued with pepper sprays? Surely this will lead to the creation of more seasoned criminals."

"What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!"

"How does a Syrian family have a meal? The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards."

"Roses are red.... Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Bacon!"

"I like when you see a guy with a beard and you can immediately tell he's fashioned his entire thing/vibe/life around having that beard."

"why do pedophiles make good employers? they don't mind if you're a little behind."

"I'm at a party right now and your mom is the only one waiting by the punchbowl. Your mom is the punch line."