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Joke of the Day

"I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?"

"Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion."

"Yo mamma is so fat... That she literally ate my dick."

"The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life: 1 His Daughter , Baby Doll 2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll Aaand then His wife, PANA-DOLL"

"Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl."

"Got stuck behind a tractor on the way to work this morning. The bloke on top wouldn't stop screaming ""We're all doomed! The end of the world is nigh! Repent!"" Turned out it was Farmer Geddon"

"[girl brings me back to her apartment] her: come to bed me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]"

"The New Drum by Major Headache"

"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? ask your mother"

"I think I might be a wizard... every time I push open a door it becomes ajar."