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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no black snowmen? WHITE POWDER!!!"
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"Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? That shi* was intense."
"What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded."
"My mother once told me to get rid of the assholes in my life She then complains that I never contact her."
"[HOSPITAL] DOCTOR: ""A-tisket a-tasket, you're gonna need a casket."" WIFE: ""What?"" DR: ""Your husband's knee surgery did not go well AT ALL."""
"Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit? The Khajiit."
"CUTE GIRL I LIKE: I'm gonna hang up ME TRYING TO FLIRT: No you hang up"
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?' I said No, six should be enough.'"
"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."