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Joke of the Day
"Just told my four year old daughter there's a skeleton inside of her and made her cry."
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"An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised ""Oh, out loud?"" right at the end."
"What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit? A DayGlo Dago"
"""look, you know i LOVE calling birds. love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"""
"I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone."
"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
"A fob told me something the other day"
"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""
"My friend thinks I'm too indecisive. I'm not sure what to think of that."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped snow white"