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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."
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"Meet your girlfriend's brother then realize you're screwing the female version of a guy."
"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi retarded."
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"
"Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life."
"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."
"[drake deepthroating a fully cooked sausage] I'm on my wurst behavior"
"I had to do a problem involving air resistance for my physics homework this week. It was a huge drag."
"""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"" ""Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"" ""Not this time. Our dog died."""