199601
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish"
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"Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it."
"to be Frank, i would have to change my name."
"My dick was once in the book of world records... But then I got kicked out of the library."
"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."
"Volunteer me to do something without checking with me first so I know whose mailbox to leave the dead squirrel in."
"You can tell Monopoly's an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."
"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"
"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."
"it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes"