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Joke of the Day

"Tell the guy at the first drive-thru window that you want the guy at the second window to throw your food into the car without you stopping."

"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"

"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !"

"For those who never forget a face, you are an exception."

"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."

"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"

"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""How did you do that?"""

"What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge? ""Define intervention."" Came up with this today at work."

"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run."