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Joke of the Day

"Tell the guy at the first drive-thru window that you want the guy at the second window to throw your food into the car without you stopping."

"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."

"When I was in the first grade my teacher could remember my name Which really hurt since I was home-schooled"

"[stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help"

"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"

"Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid."

"NSFW Every time I see a picture of a girl and think ""I'd do her"" I have to remind myself... I'll never get the grade school yearbooks done like that."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30AM Can you believe the nerve of some people? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."

"What if the weather talks about us?"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a **shitzhu**."