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Joke of the Day
"Well, that didn't work. Anybody need 1000 custom candy hearts saying ""Threesome?"""
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"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber"
"Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls."
"How do you keep a Turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour"
"Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart.."
"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"
"Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating."
"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"
"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you!"