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Joke of the Day
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
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"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."
"The Baltimore Ravens"
"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."
"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."
"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"
"Due to a mix up my cat ended up in a beauty contest and not at the vet. To my surprise she apparently won some gimmick trophy for fluffiest butt. It was a real *catastrophe.*"
"When toasting the holidays Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a ""Bud."""
"6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!"
"I should've listened to my dad. Friend: What did he say? Me: How the fuck would I know? I didn't listen."