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Joke of the Day

"[Struts in lookin fly as heck in my speedo, shower cap and armfull of baby dolls struts out with new understanding of the term baby shower]"

"Baby come over. I'm coming over. Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over."

"If Groot played basketball He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game."

"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's being shoved into an oven"

"I can not fathom how some people are exactly 6 feet tall."

"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Noah: I need 2 of every animal Shark: even us? Noah: no, you can swim Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming Noah: go for it"

"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."

"My father used to be a soap dealer... ...Don't worry, he's squeaky clean now."

"As a male, I enjoy watching POV porn where the guy recording is black so I can imagine that I have an enormous vertical leap."