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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face."

"My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. Pero no soy un rata."

"oh my love, where are you, i am searching for you here and there, but never find you anywhere, just because of you heart is ringing the bell, just like a school bell."

"Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a ""tight end"""

"How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over."

"What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle? L'eggo my n'egro."

"Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!"

"My liver works harder for two days than I do all week..."

"Why are cows always broke? The farmers milk them dry."

"""I"" before ""E"" but only at participating locations"