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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
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"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"
"The NBA is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones."
"I have a new party trick. I swallow two bits of string and an hour later they come out my arse tied together... I shit you knot!"
"What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life? Depends ."
"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard... Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get the dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own."
"My parents have been together for 40 years, and I don't even like seeing the same cashier twice in a row at the grocery store."
"A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you serve lawyers?"" The bartender responds ""Yes, of course!"" The man then says ""Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."""
"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"
"Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents"