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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."

"I'd say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb."

"What do you call a blind deer? No eyed deer. What do you call a dead, blind deer? Still no eyed deer."

"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."

"3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home."

"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"

"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons"

"Who's the biggest prostitute in history Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"Why did the integer drown? Because it can't float."

"Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus."