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Joke of the Day

"Cruises Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again"

"I started studying art history. I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing."

"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A tank!!!! PEW PEW PEW!!"

"I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF."

"Have you heard about all the decapitations happening in the Middle East right now? I certainty won't beheading their anytime soon! -wink-"

"The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 So, who just got a mini heart attack?"

"Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America? ""Mmmm. Move Over."""

"Patron: Hey there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?"

"Knock knock ""Who's there"" ""I'm the mailman"""

"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."