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Joke of the Day
"Patron: Hey there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?"
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"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"
"Alzheimer joke (can't remember if repost)"
"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""
"Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet."
"No democratic debate on Christmas Day The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day. It was a Barry Sanders-clause"
"I'm a vegetarian. Subway gave me a Chicken Club. Oops, wrong sub."
"I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water."
"My wife came in and yelled ""What are these clothes on the floor?""...... ""A dead Jedi"" I replied"
"A redhead gets a job He is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man."