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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."

"What is a dog's favorite candy? Feces pieces"

"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."

"The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously."

"I wish the dude that jogs around my neighborhood all day would wear a Super Mario costume. And occasionally duck into sewers."

"I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!"

"When I was little, I remember falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed. Now that I'm older, I find myself passing out on the sofa and waking up on the floor."

"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"

"Good news, people in 3rd world countries, suffering inexplicable hardships- Amy from fb says god won't give you more than you can handle."

"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""