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Joke of the Day
"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."
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"The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages. I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck."
"My wife & I got into a big fight bc she says I'm always exaggerating. I was so mad I stormed off & tripped over my dick."
"How come Justin Bieber doesn't like to shop at Sports Authority? Because he likes Dick's."
"Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise? Because they all wear red shirts"
"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""
"I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner."
"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything We called him 9/12"
"I was in an English exam and they asked ""Write the past tense of Think'"" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for Thunk'"
"If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty."