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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you ha ha!"
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"I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers. Then I'll move on to Virgos."
"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."
"If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... What would you buy?"
"Thank god for smart phones I was getting tired or reading the back of shampoo bottles while in the bathroom"
"A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon."
"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"
"I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram."