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Joke of the Day

"DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine."

"I like my women with curves. Lots and lots of curves. In a sort of spiral shape, maybe with ketchup. Curly fries. I like curly fries"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed."

"What book does a gay horse read? 50 Shades of HaaAAaaayyy."

"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She can use your wifes clothes"

"She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !"

"If God was a mathematician God: Homosexuality is a sin! Human: But why? God: Cos"