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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She can use your wifes clothes"
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"There are two types of people in this world... Those that can recognise when data is missing..."
"My wife is: 1) Am amazing mom and a great friend 2) Still the most beautiful girl I've ever been with 3) Now following me on Twitter"
"Did you hear about the robbery at the bakery? The thieves said 'give me all your dough.'"
"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."
"As a tall person... Study finds that shorter men will live longer but taller men have a higher shelf life."
"I haven't talked to my wife in 8 months... I didn't want to interrupt"
"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."
"Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them."
"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"