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Joke of the Day

"I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith."""

"She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza"

"Just looked at the bottom of this can of whoopass. It's expired."

"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake."

"My teeth are so white, they adopted 14 kids."

"How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase..."

"When asking a girl out it's important to show you respect her. Try writing your number on a Tubman Twenty so she knows your a feminist."

"I went Christmas shopping at Best Buy..."

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's actually quite ironic how she died.. She was attacked by a crab."