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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake."

"Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher."

"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"

"I had to stop drinking. I kept getting that thing where you feel sick and your head hurts... Depression."

"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""

"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""

"""why do women always take sooo long to put their makeup on?"" because makeup is war paint for Being In Public, clearly"

"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."

"The moments I'm not eating are somewhat torturous."

"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"