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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?... You take the letter F out of way."

"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""

"What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture"

"No clean Tupperware today, so I brought my yogurt to work tied up in a condom. No longer allowed to use the employee fridge."

"My next song is about subtraction. Take it away..."

"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."

"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."

"10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule."

"Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego"

"Two submissives sitting in a tree. N O T H I N G"